#howtomesswithneighbors
#HashtagGames
*Convince one of their employees to let you into their house.
*(one of our neighbors is an ISP, now you can mess with all the neighbors by litteral proxy).
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#howtomesswithneighbors
#HashtagGames
Play political propaganda on a selfys-stick just behind their doorbell cam.
#howtomesswithneighbors
#HashtagGames
If you live in half a house, slam the toilet lid and shout their name.
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This hashtag is all in good fun I'm sure, but, we inherited the beef our neighbor had with the previous owner when we bought our house, through no action of our own.
She was actually did some of these things:
* Planted aggressive hops vines on our fence
* Piped all her roof runoff to our foundation -- including, we learned after she left, digging a fucking *trench* to a wet spot in our basement.
* Some other minor BS with trash and lawn stuff.
start a rumor their home is built on a sacred burial site and fill their above-ground pool with blood
Put you milkshake in their yard.
Get one of those small school bus stop with advertising shelters and put soda and snack vending machines in it at the curb. You'll make some money with the frequent stops, 24 hours per day and annoy them
Walk along the property line in fresh snow, drop a set of your old clothes and a torn open Manila envelope with “Rapture Kit” written on it, then carefully backtrack home in your footprints.
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Put up posters and send digital newsletters for the new HOA you want to start…if anyone shows up in support, well, you know who doesn’t get an e-vite to the bbq
Befriend all the pest control operators in the city. Then organize one big afternoon BBQ for your new friends.
Give them a fake name and never respond when they say hi.
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Or pretend you’re deaf.
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Always have lawn ornaments and decor out for one of the two seasons: Halloween (after Xmas) and Xmas (after Halloween)
Using the “Lawn Boys: Landscaping with Pride” landscaping services … only shirtless fit young men
Plant trees so that, in the fall, the leaves get blown into their yard.
-Go out only at night, or make sure your skin is completely covered during the day
-Casually mention you're related to Transylvanian nobility
-Tell them you're allergic to garlic
-Go to blood drives a lot
I actually do this; Make Menudo at strange hours. It must simmer for several hours and only when you finish it off with spices and veg does it not smell just offal.
Let your Cat/Snake loose.
Put up the new Minnesota flag … even if you’re not in Minnesota